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LOS ANGELES - The train may be “Crazy,” but at least it’s totally free. Demonic rocker Ozzy Osbourne anounced that sponsors will be expected to pick up the bill for Ozzfest 2007, leaving free access to all bat-biting fans no matter what their social strata.

To gain entry into any of the 25 planned concerts, fans can visit either www.ozzfest.com or www.livenation.com to find links to special sponsor sites where tickets can be ordered online.

Sharon Osbourne commented on the reasoning behind the drastic change:

“For the last few years,ticket prices have steadily climbed as artists demand more and more money for summer tours. We certainly want everybody to make money, however we also want the kids to be able to afford to come out and have an incredible experience. If we continued with the traditional touring festival model, we would have no choice but to raise ticket prices again this year.”

Ozzfest 2007 is set to kick off on July 7th in Los Angeles.

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Bad news kids. The National Leadership Council for Liberal Education and America’s Promise is reporting that 63% of employers believe that today’s college graduates are not prepared to compete in the new global economy.

Other findings of the study say that 76 percent of business leaders want colleges to “place more emphasis” on teamwork skills in diverse groups; 82 percent want emphasis on science and technology; and more than 70 percent of employers want colleges to emphasize critical and analytical reasoning, as well as creativity and innovation.

“Do you want fries with that?” Read the full story here.

The Frat Boy News turned me on to this juicy story about Loyola Marymount’s study of drinking games. I’d like to read the grant for THAT study!!

It seems that babes like to partake in beer pong, flip cup, kings and fuck the dealer. They favor Zima, a nasty lemon-lime concoction, over beer, which they apparently can hardly stand.

Cheers to Joseph LaBrie, director of this hugely important study for Loyola Marymount. I mean, you could have taken the easy road and tried to tackle cancer. But no, you strapped on a sack and jumped right in to the ancient mystery of drinking games and their effects on women.

Bless you.

Although this guy goes about it all wrong, this doesn’t mean he IS wrong.  In fact, we know that 9/11 was an “inside job.”  Read all about it here.  For you non-believers, comment here. Let’s talk about it!!!

Is this USC hottie is floating around on Youtube.   Yes please!!!

Enough said…